Last weekend, at the family lunch, we talked about breast implants. I have been told that these implants exploded when planes reach a certain altitude. I didn't believe it, but I started thinking...
Hugh Heffner
Old Playboy founder
Wants to impress
His fabulous playmates
"Let's fly starlets
I'll show you my islets"
He started to whine
So they stand in lineGirls coupled oon, with their nice hair bloond
Their breasts of silicoon, are not paper of carboon
And boon and boon and boon, like a squadroonThey get on the aircraft
Ready for a laugh
The plane takes off
They feel strange, sort of
Their oversized breasts
Explode into crests
Like a military operation
A Chernobyl celebrationGirls coupled oon, with their nice hair bloond
Their breasts of silicoon, are not paper of carboon
And boon and boon and boon, like a squadroon
Well, no, I checked, silicon implants do not explode while on a plane.
Nevertheless, terrorists consider using breast implants to carry undetectable explosives. I can already imagine the titles in the papers: "TERRORIST breast implants". And silicon-filled ladies who refuse to leave their implants at the customs would be pilloried and accused of anti-patriotism, of following an ill-tasted and deadly fashion.
![[Icon] Open my Twitter page](/img/open.gif){kind=small}
![[Icon] My Twitter feed](/img/feed.gif){kind=small}
Comments
Add a comment