The Bob Marley bag [Gaganymede]

The Bob Marley bag

14 October 2009 at 15:35
Acidic tales

With my mates we were making bongs by cutting pieces off my father's hose. We did that for a long time and then one day, my parents asked for a discussion. I was so scared, I was thinking: "That's it, the party is over." and then... My father started by releasing a brand new bong and told me:
I've been wondering for weeks why the hose was getting smaller everyday. If you wanna get high, at least use some good gear and stop cutting my hose!
I was stunned! But the most surprising thing was my mother's reaction:
Oh dear, I've waited for so long to see one of my children become a stoner! You know, there's a story I've never told you. In my youth, I was a hippy, and once, I met Bob Marley's dealer and we hooked up. I travelled with Bob Marley's band for a few weeks in a van. One day, everyone was completely fucked up, only Bob Marley and I were up. So we took LSD and we went shopping in town. And there, he bought me a bag.
And my mother showed me the bag. She gave it to me saying:
It's yours now.
Oh, do you realise what it represents?!