Manifesto of the Enemy of Beauty [Gaganymede]

Manifesto of the Enemy of Beauty

Have you heard about the project of law that French MP Valérie Boyer submitted? Write "digitally modified picture" on adverts that show women with impossible bodies? I'm totally for it! Some rightly say that this law would only attack the tip of the iceberg, and that we should do affirmative action towards obese women. Again, I totally favour it! But I think we should go even further. So I'm making 5 propositions that will make up the Manifesto of the Enemy of Beauty!

First of all, we have to stop thinking this problem only affects women! It also regards the gays! As well as men who want their women to look like those in porn movies! In that respect, I suggest we simply cast ugly people in porn movies. Girls covered with cellulite, men with a beer belly, and so on. Honestly, it's not because you're thin that you can give good head!
We have to ban modeling. Honestly, these people who make money out of their good looks, it's just unbearable!
Establish a Bridget Jones Day.
Put Keira Knightley, Paris Hilton and others on a junk food diet. (Enjoy yourselves girls!!!)
Ban any image associated with music, including music videos. Music must be listened to for the quality of the artists, not the looks of its 18-years old bleached singer overloaded with makeup.

Yes, thanks to this Manifesto, I believe we can change the world!!!