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This story of Cinderella, what a bunch of bullshit! What is not told in the story is that during the night when she went to the ball, actually, she was so desperate alone at home that she took mushrooms! She started imagining the pumpkin was a carriage, that the mice were valets, but actually, she was tripping out! By the way, the glass slipper never existed. She did lose a slipper that night, but it wasn't a glass slipper and then, she didn't lose it to come back before midnight, she just lost it because she was too fucked up!
So then, there's a story like what the prince came with the shoe, blah blah blah... Bullshit! Actually, it was Dédé, some weirdo who had a fetish with shoes, especially those who smell, who came to her place. She just wanted someone to marry her so she could escape her crazy family, so he was alright for her. She quickly became impregnated and he had to marry her. She was glad not to be her motherfucking stepmother's slave but she was gutted when she realised she had to be her man's skivvy.
The moral of the story? Well, you'll need more than mushrooms if you don't want to die in your shit!
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