A little faggot's complex [Gaganymede]

A little faggot's complex

02 July 2009 at 11:05
Diary

Children are terrorists.

There's a playground besides my workplace and I'm bound to pass by every time I need to buy food. Thankfully, the playground is surrounded by a huge grid in order to prevent them from escaping and harming the people outside.

The other day, their ball had fallen outside and one of them politely asked me to throw it back. Suddenly I remembered primary school, where all the little boys were laughing at me or expressing disgust because I would throw the ball like a faggot/chick/pansy, depending on days.

I though that if I had to throw it back, I had to be careful not to seem too feminine. But how do you throw a ball in a masculine way, exactly? I never understood. To get out of this bad situation, I decided to get rid of it as fast as possible and run away. So I took the ball and threw it as fast as possible. I knew it was a disaster, that with the way I had launched that ball, I could have taken part to the Miss California contest. I left straight away after that, like a big shameful faggot, without even expecting thanks from them (they thanked me though - these kids are well educated!).

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Comments

lord de Winter se marre car se reconnaît, 02/07/2009
Ah, tout pareil! En sport, j'étais tellement nul et tellement "gracieux" (XD :-P) que tout le monde se foutait de ma gueule (même une prof de sport stagiaire un jour, c'est dire...)... La loose quand personne ne veut de toi dans son équipe, ou que ton équipe vient se foutre de ta gueule quand tu n'as pas rattrapé le ballon dans les buts...
En même temps, je dis : halte à la dictature des footeux! Crevez tous en Enfer!
Jujupiter, 02/07/2009
@lord de Winter: Ah oui, la constitution des equipes, j'etais toujours pris en dernier moi aussi! Je me contentais de faire de la figuration, genre "merde, le ballon arrive dans ma direction, vite, je me casse dans l'autre direction, style de rien..."!!