Lately, I went to the toilets, and there's been a bit of a miracle: after emptying my bowels, I could realise that my feces fell in the shape of a big roman cross. Was God sending me a message? If so, he could have been more subtle...
Thinking about it, I should have taken a picture and send it to the Vatican. They could have told me whether it was a true divine intervention. After all, the Virgin Mary even appears on toasts! And the divine intervention market makes a lot of money.
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