More than thirty years after his death, French singing legend Claude François' disappearance is still a mystery. The official version claims he electrocuted himself by repairing a bulb while taking a bath, but there's still doubt, as some think this explanation is too stupid. Thus, La Mauvaise Langue claimed:
Indeed, Claude François wasn't openly GAY which explains the lack of understanding from some people. However, it's also been said that late Claude Français, R.I.P., had been wildly receiving anal sex from a Senegalese, which would have cause inner bleeding then death. Which raises some doubts regarding the deceased's very intelligence. Was he stupid enough to change a light bulb naked in his bath...
To what I replied:
I heard he had electrocuted himself with a vibrator. But I have always wondered: in those days, did you have to plug vibrators?! Because it's not really practical, or you need one, or even several extensions. But it's still not very credible, you're not gonna put on a 5000V dildo and then dive into your bathtub... unless you're trying to make a statement to posterity. Claude François's death is even stronger than thse Da Vinci Code.
I searched Internet quickly but I have only found teenagers claiming that their teachers supported the vibrator theory to them. Like what, we really need to reform the Education Nationale in France, if teachers don't even respect the official version! I also found the hypothesis of the one-litre glass bottle which would have exploded Cloclo's arse (after this one, I guess, inserted it in himself, or let someone else insert it, or even unfortunately fell on it), causing internal bleeding, which meets La Mauvaise Langue's idea.
Some other people claim he's not even dead, that he left for a desert island with Elvis, Marylin and huge champagne boxes...
But the best one is Maxim's, from Agoravox, who claims Cloclo was a secret agent whose songs contained hidden messages (thinking of it, singing "If I had a hammer", in the middle of the Cold War, was it some kind of praise to the communist regime?!) and was killed by one of his dancers (the "clodettes"), who was also a secret agent and knew that the light bulb in the bathroom was bugged and linked to secret services in South Balouchistan! She would then have modified the small machine in order that it electrocutes the French 70ies' idol. Really, congratulations to Maxim, I would never have thought of it, and this is probably the most credible theory.
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@chou Bah non, le pauvre. Il etait peut-etre saoulant mais mourir aussi jeune, c'est triste.
Je préfère de loin la version Mauvaise Langue que je n'ai pas vraiment développé car l'articel avait un autre sujet. Cloclo aurait été trouvé mort et le cul en sang dans un buisson du bois de vincennes avec à ses côté Lolo Toto, travelotte sénégalaise TTBM
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L'aumonier en question avait rendu son témoignage à un groupe de soldats de la classe 87 du 24e régiment d'infanterie de Marine à Perpignan ... Le jour de la mort du célèbre "Cloclo", il était le confesseur attitré de certaines célébrités et a pu connaître la véritable affaire : Cloclo gay peut être, mais défoncé à l'héro sûrement ...
Cloclo n'était pas gay ! Enfin je l'espère... Je fantasme sur lui, certe il n'était pas magnifique mais ses cheveux... Ses costumes... SA DANSE !! Et n'oublions pas ses célèbres costumes !
und einen schoenen abends betrank er sich und nahm ein Schaumbad und einen vibrierenden Dildos mit ins Bad etwas gings schief und er bekam im Darm einen elektischen Schlag und war druch Herzschlag sofort tot.
die Familie ( also Mutetr Vater Schwester Bruder die Exehefrauen wollten sich auch keine Bloesse geben sonst kaeme noch ans Tageslicht wieviel Geld sie fuer die Scheinehe bekommen haetten, also Alle vesuchten es zu vertuschen und erfanden eine Geschicht m,it der Gluehbrine oder dem Haarfoen.
tja
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