A night out with the fairy Melusina

• 15 May 2009 at 18:35
• Acidic tales

The other day, Melusina, I and the other girls were drinking in a pub in Camden and at the bar Melu met the worst fucking bitch ever. They started arguing and stuff but the security guys threw them out. Outside, Melu took the girl and she beat her up. Honestly, she ruined her face just like that. Besides, the beyatch was already completly drunk, she was so slow, she got like destroyed. tinkerbell made a video with her phone and she put it on Youtube with a title like "8/5/9 IN FOUR FACE BITCH", I was laughing so hard!

But you know, we thought that was it, she knocked the bitch out, let's go, but no! Melu was so mad, and she wanted to annihilate that girl! So when the girl went home with her mates, she was completely hammered, she couldn't understand what was happening, and Melu arrived and decided to have a laugh by... giving her the power to fly! It was SO FUNNY! The girl was walking down the street and just like that, she didn't understand, she started flying! Her friends got crazy!! they started panicking, they were wondering stuff like "Wow, we drank so much, girls!" or "Fuck, someone must have put something in our drinks!" while her friend was floating in the air! So funny! And then she fell on the ground, so funny, she hurt herself so bad that idiot, her friends were still wondering so many questions, but she was so drunk she couldn't understand anything! So she decided to go and have a wee in some corner, she kneeled behind a car and then, DUUUUUUUH, SHE'S FLYING! The pussy out, the piss everywhere, and all! She started screaming like mad, we were laughing out loud! Her friends were running after her, but they were scared of getting pissed on so they just left her fly and all, so funny! When she finished peeing, they caught her and put her down on the floor, they didn't understand anything, the girl started crying and all, really, they were pathetic!! And then the cops arrived and they started controlling her and stuff, we were laughing out loud and we left.

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