Halloween Weekend (Part 2/5) Sex tragedian [Gaganymede]

Halloween Weekend (Part 2/5)
Sex tragedian

04 November 2008 at 17:00
Love, sex, etc., One-night stands that go wrong

To get rid of a guy, you sometimes need some comedian skills. Or tragedian skills.

After the Metronomy gig, Romain and I joined his friends in Soho. I was already a bit drunk. Romain offered champagne. That's a nice guy. One of Romain's friends had free entries for Heaven so we all went there. (NB: I love hanging out with Romain!)

One of his friends kept hitting on me, but I wasn't interested so I "dodged" everytime. And then I was so drunk I suddenly (!!!) found him attractive and took him home. But once in my room, the magic got... hangover. Shit.

First, I retreated. I ran underneath the covers while wishing him good night. Of course, he started teasing me under the bedsheets. After 10 minutes, I told him I was too drunk to do anything. But 5 minutes later, he returned to the attack! I was running short of ideas for an efficient defense. So I just played dead until he stopped and I could finally sleep.

The morning after, he resumed the attack. Nearly panicking, I jumped out of the bed to get out of the room. This time, I didn't have an excuse and I had to find a strategy to get rid of him! I thought of my ultimate weapon, the Return of the Ex of Doom, and adapted it for the situation. this time, I was about to use my tragedian skills.

I entered the room, looking upset, and started tidying the mess. He was very surprised and asked "Are you alright?". I spoke with a little voice and looking at the floor, I said: "Yeah yeah, I just thought of... someone." He told me to go back to bed, I answered: "No, I'm fine." He watched me piling up my dirty laundry in the corner and asked me if I wanted him to go, I replied: "Er... up to you."

Then he asked what was wrong. I took a very disturbed tone and said: "Oh, I don't like talking about it..." I thought of what I had just said and nearly burst laughing!! I turned my head, like I was about to cry but really I was holding my laugh!! The guy felt stupid, even apologised if he had "said something wrong" and finally left.

HA HA HA!!!

I'm pure genius!