Bridget Jones Effect #1 Hunting [Gaganymede]

Bridget Jones Effect #1
Hunting

27 October 2008 at 11:55
Love, sex, etc.

Image credits: Unknown

The most obvious effect in a Bridget Jones cycle is the irrepressible need of finding a man during nights out. So much that you end up ignoring the friends you're spending them with.

Yesterday evening, I was at Ivan's "leaving party" and I was paying more attention to the guys ordering at the bar rather than those around the table. I chatted with a few guys, laughed when I had to and most of all, drank two Sex on the Beach.

At some point, Ivan greeted a guy at the bar that matched my criteria. I sat up and flattened my tummy to welcome the guy at our table but the guy didn't join us in the end. Ivan came back saying: "I slept with him a long time ago, blah blah blah... Oh, and the guy behind him was his boyfriend!"

Why?

Why?!

WHYYYYYYY?!!

Next time in the Bridget Jones Effects series: hysteria!

Urgent update: Merde! The annoying guy who was hitting on me all night long yesterday has just added me to his Facebook! (I hope he's not gonna visit this blog.)

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Comments

BOSSY, 27/10/2008
My, what milky white breasts you have, Juju! Oh, that's Bridget Jones. Never mind then.
Jujupiter, 27/10/2008
@BOSSY Sex change operations can do wonders. ;)
vuboq, 28/10/2008
I thought the most obvious effect in the Bridget Jones Cycle was choosing vodka ... and Chaka Khan.
Here via Bossy.
*smooches*
PS. I like totally hate the maths portion of the security questions. GAH. Why do people do this to the mathematically challenged. I hope I get it right.
Jujupiter, 28/10/2008
Hi Vuboq, you First Featured Gay on Bossy! The vodka thing? It's coming up! The maths thing? You made it!! X