Decalogue of Gaga Blogging [Gaganymede]

Decalogue of Gaga Blogging

You shall make your readers ~~hard~~ laugh.
Or they'll get bored.
You shall interact with your beloved readers.
"Interact"! Not "suck up"!
You shall base everything on your personality.
Well yeah, what you talk about in your blog always comes from your own passions, and you always express an opinion.
You shall make it short.
I must say I rarely read posts that are too long. I have problem connecting at home, I don't have time to read novels at work, so I think about the others! And the french translations! Well yeah, after the fast food, the fast blog! It often happened that I wrote long posts, but that doesn't mean I meant to be read!
You shall talk about interesting stuff.
As obvious as it may seem, you have to remember it!
You shall not hesitate in telling it all.
Modesty, mystery, this is bullshit! This is not allowed here!
You shall not play the drama queen.
There's nothing more boring than reading the complaints of a victim. Maybe once in a while, but not everyday. (Okay, it already happened here, I know!)
You shall keep faithful to the truth.
As much as possible.
You shall not copy the post of your neighbour.
Is there anything more stupid than copy-pasting someone else's post?
You shall disobey these rules.
Rules are made to be questioned, my dearest!

ohlebeaujour, 10/10/2008
...tu te reliras pour être bien certain de ne pas laisser de fautes d'orthographe ou de grammaire (oops, j'm'a trompé, le blogueur de base ne sait pas bloguer sans faute)
mauvaise langue, moi? si peu...
[autant que faire SE peut]
Jujupiter, 10/10/2008
@ohlebeaujour Merci!
dadavidov, 10/10/2008
Ton post, c'est un chaîne ? J'ai l'impression d'avoir déjà vu (et lu) ça quelque part !
Jujupiter, 10/10/2008
@dadavidov Euh... non! Beaucoup de blogueurs font leur propre "charte du blogging" cependant, et je sais qu'un certain nombre citait le principe de faire court.