Sometimes, you are struck by a lightning of inspiration and you must not let it go away. The game is to throw up everything that pops up in your mind without shame.
So... It started a few minutes ago when La Langue de Pute (translating into "the whore's tongue", which means "someone that talks trash about people", a.k.a. JU) wrote on his blog that he had discovered his true identity: he is the legendary french evil mastermind Fantomas. However, I would have rather imagined him as:
Image credits: Hachette 1982 Craenhals/Chaulet
Fantômette is a cheesy teenage heroin in children books. The title here says "Fantômette: unleashed".
But of course, that's not the end. I suddenly imagined a little remix of one of best french songwriter ever Gainsbourg's most controversial songs, Les Sucettes (Lollipops):
Fantomas aime les ananas
Fantômette aime les sucettes
Les sucettes a l'anisWhich translates into:
Fantomas likes pineapples
Fantômette likes lollipops
Anise-flavoured lollipops
(If you can't speak French and don't know this song and yet you're laughing: you have a problem! Only French people can understand this and they wouldn't laugh about it because it's too stupid. Anyway...)
About anise, I love pastis! By the way, this song is stupid, dicks don't smell like anise. Unless you wash them with pastis, maybe... Anyone wants to give it a try?
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As I Am the reincarnation of Marie Antoinette, I feel very close to your Queen. Now that I have introduced myself, let me just thank Jujupiter for that wonderful post about Fantomette and the bad mouth bitch that I am. But I have to put the record straight, Fantomette is a very wimpy character while fantomas gives me a hard on. Regarding the Gainsbourg's lolypop thing, I have one thing to say : " my sugar is RAW "
@JU Fantomette is a feminist icon, she castrates men. And Fantomas is GAY!
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