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The fucking sparkle

I met a guy some time ago in a club. After 5 minutes chatting, I took him home. It went on pretty well and we had decided to meet up again.

He contacted me again one month later (!) and told me that he couldn't stop thinking about me and that I reminded him of James McAvoy (probably for the nose). So we went to a restaurant and I realised he was very hot! He works for a charity, he hates the Sugababes, he's left-wing, he reads interesting books, he has humour and... er... well... IT'S HUGE! I think it's the hugest I have ever seen! In a nutshell, the ideal man. And, a sign of good odds and of recovery: I didn't think of the object of my obsession when we were doing it.

The problem was, even though he was perfect, something was missing: the fucking sparkle. The passion, the attraction, the fire, the rush... This guy was perfect, but I didn't feel much when I was with him. The other problem was that I was still thinking of the object of my obsession in general.

And then I received a message on his behalf saying that he had just stumbled into his ex and that he was cnfused, bla bla bla... I told him I understood because I was in the same situation, etc. Personally, when I want to get rid of a guy without hurting him, I always tell the same story: the return of the damned ex. I will write a post about it by the way.

It was a nice story. Now I need to pull someone else :)

Comments

  • JeandelaXR, 03/08/2008
    Énorme ? Mensurations, toussa toussa ? ;O)
  • Jujupiter, 03/08/2008
    Si je te dis "Rocco"...? (Bon, ok, j'exagère, mais il n'était vraiment pas loin!)
  • JU, 03/08/2008
    You size queen ;)
  • JeandelaXR, 03/08/2008
    Le meussieur qui était si frais, dit ?
  • Jujupiter, 03/08/2008
    @JU HA HA HA!!! Laughing out loud!!! I must say that I was feeling alright the day after. I mean, I was walking straight!
    @JeandelaXR J'ai mis trois heures pour comprendre le jeu de mots, ha ha!
  • JeandelaXR, 03/08/2008
    ;O)))
  • Unimaru, 03/08/2008
    Moi trop gros je n'aime pas, ça me donne des crampes à la mâchoire. ^^
  • Jujupiter, 03/08/2008
    @Unimaru C'EST CLAIR!
  • Aratta, 04/08/2008
    Messieurs, c'est pas la taille qui compte!
    C'est ce qu'il y a en dessous.
    Blague pourrie du jour, bonjour ;)
  • Jujupiter, 04/08/2008
    @Aratta En-dessous la taille? Moi comprendre pas.
  • Marion, 04/08/2008
    Pareil qu'Unimaru, ça donne des crampes. Mais j'aime bien.
  • Jujupiter, 04/08/2008
    @Marion De toutes facons, j'ai deja du mal avec des tailles regulieres... Comme dirait Charlotte dans Sex and the City: "Je suis sujette au rejet!"
  • The 6L20, 04/08/2008
    et après l'ex maudit y a le temple?
  • Jujupiter, 04/08/2008
    @The6L20 Oui, et puis aussi, "Les Aventuriers de l'Amour perdu", "La derniere poilade" et enfin "Le Royaume du Gode de Cristal".
  • clawfire, 06/08/2008
    Tu es ignoble ... "le royaume du gode de crystal" ... c'est fragile en plus imagine que ca se brise pdt l'utilisation ... mon dieu ...
    Sinon moi vu que je suis une Samantha Jones je préfére quand elles sont grande ... mais je ne suis pas contre des modèles plus raisonnables ^
  • clawfire, 06/08/2008
    Tu es ignoble ... "le royaume du gode de crystal" ... c'est fragile en plus imagine que ca se brise pdt l'utilisation ... mon dieu ...Sinon moi vu que je suis une Samantha Jones je préfére quand elles sont grande ... mais je ne suis pas contre des modèles plus raisonnables ^
  • Laurent, 06/08/2008
    Crystal Butt Plug
  • Jujupiter, 06/08/2008
    @clawfire Ah bah apparemment, ca existe!
    @Laurent 9£? Ca doit pas etre du vrai!
  • Laurent, 06/08/2008
    Sinon, il y a le Pyrex

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