Because it's porn (3/3)
The romantics

• 30 January 2008 at 21:00
• Diary, Love, sex, etc.

Vinnie and Tyler are a couple. They walk around in the streets of the Castro area in San Francisco and are about to advertise for the Mr S Leather shop. They get in and look at the jockstraps: "Yeah, I like the colour of that one", "I like the feeling of this one". They go to the change rooms and starting looking at each other: "Yeah, it suits you" and give a few slaps on each other's arse, I don't really know why. Tyler watches: "Yeah, not bad" and pushes Vinnie back, which makes the latter laugh out loud.

Wow, this is the first time I actually see porn characers laugh. It looks like there's some complicity between them, this is very romantic.

Then Vinnie says: "This makes me fucking hot!" and Tyler answers: "Let's go and fuck!". Vinnie then jumps on him and they start kissing passionately. Then, by the clumsy trick of a fading cut, they are in an all-leather room and start making love.

But where are they? Is it the backroom of the Mr S Leather shop? Is it their spare bedroom? Is it the fifth dimension? And where is the sexy little salesman? And where's the screenwriter? There's none of that shit! Why? Because it's porn!

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