Rock bottom

• 16 May 2008 at 12:04
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A new show has arrived on the English cable. I think it's an American show.

Reality TV showing ordinary people in their daily lives quickly bored watchers So they put celebrities in their daily lives in front of the cameras. Watchers got bored as well. Watchers don't care about the daily life of people. Watchers want drama, blowing fuses and tears. So they created "Celebrity Rehab". It is about celebrities who were rich and beautiful who became alcoholics and ugly and who now want to be clean by going to rehab. But of course, rehab is no cup of tea and the teaser promises suffering, decline and humiliation.

"Hitting rock bottom", like the poster says.

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Oh-my-Sex-and-the-City-in-London!

• 13 May 2008 at 15:22
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The premiere of Sex and the City The Movie occured yesterday in London!

And I missed that!

Update:

• Fug and the City [Go Fug Yourself]
• And now this word from the Sex and the City ladies [Candy Kirby]

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Catfight!

• 25 October 2007 at 15:51
• Gossip

British newspapers are really into trash press. First pages are often about the latest gossip, like "Victoria Beckham has a spot!". It's kind of a sorry deal. Except that last Monday, in thelondonpaper, there was heavy stuff: a catfight between latest Big Brother's bitch (she was really annoying) and a random girl in a nightclub! We don't really know what happened, apparently, a smokers group that was outside the club (the harsh reality of the smoking ban) started mocking her and then it went tits up. Fortunately, THERE ARE PICTURES!

Unexpectedly, she said that she wouldn't go to the police, which makes me glad in this world where everything "gets judiciary" and where touching your colleague's shoulder can put you in jail for sexual harrassment.

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Alien Dion

• 22 October 2007 at 16:42
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Taking Chances is Celine Dion's latest album. Well, the least you can say is that she's REALLY taking chances with such an ugly cover, especially with her alien-like face. By the way, Rene should send her back to the cosmetic surgeon because now, it's over! I mean, 15 year-old operations are not enough anymore!

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Cécilia the rebel!

• 18 October 2007 at 23:55
• Gossip, Tombé pour la France, Politik Pop

My parents voted for Sarko at the presidential elections. I talked about Cécilia Sarkozy with my mother and she said: "Oh you know, la Cécilia, she's a bit of a whore." and I kept on going: "Do you reckon?" and then she said: "What do you think? I mean, bedding Jacques Martin, you need some willpower!". Ah, I adore my mother.

The Cécilia mystery. She will not have been very long the First Lady of France. That's a shame. I must admit I was very curious about what kind of first lady she would be, especially after her stunt in Libya and her failure to appear at George W. Bush's invitation. Could have she been the presidential envoy just like in Libya? Could have she called for Americans to vote for Hillary Clinton? Somehow, I understand her desire of being free, given how much the First Lady must be submitted to international conventions. With her unpredictable side, she could have caused, unwillingly, diplomatic incidents. It would have been funny, a rebel first lady. Well, no, she preferred to walk away.

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Britney: the show of decadence?

• 02 October 2007 at 12:11
• Gossip

We all laughed at Britney Spears. It was funny to mock this youngster. When she announced her divorce, we were all happy for her. When the picture of her vagina got everywhere on Internet, we all watched. When she shaved her head, we all started getting worried. When she danced at the MTV Video Awards, we all found it pathetic and started understanding how cruel this game was... (Well, it's a very personal "we"!)

But now, the situation has completely degenerated. A series of bad events is happening to Britney, and she only seems to want to make things worse. First of all, her agent and her lawyer gave up on her because her behaviour wouldn't allow them to work with her. Then, she commited several infractions such as driving without a valid license or scratching a car without leaving a message for an arrangement or anything. Lately, a judge declared she was a drug user and gave her a series of orders to follow to keep the custody of her children, but she didn't respect any of these instructions and yesterday, the judge ordered to cancel Britney's parenting rights and to give full custody of the children to her ex-husband.

But even worse, it seems she doesn't give a fuck! Instead of reacting or locking herself up in her room to cry, she drove her kids directly to her ex, and then, she went tanning and had dinner with friends, a bit everywhere, just like nothing happened!

She's gone completely out of control and the show we're attending, that she's playing without shame, that the paparazzi cover every bit of, is really sad.

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Gay death threats!

• 27 March 2007 at 14:00
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Poor Mikrap... London Lite wrote on top of a page "Gay death threats" and said in an article that the singer would have received death threats from gay fans, who would have something against him because he won't say his sexual orientation. You have to be crazy to send threats for such a thing. Anyway, I don't think they'll be executed.

And you know, I understand the fans... I mean, the whole promotion of Mika's album was about his homosexuality. The first single has the name of gay icon actress Grace Kelly and he says inside that he can be all the colours of the rainbow, symbol of the LGBT cause. Then, the poor fans must have bought the album. And then, they realized it was a big piece of crap. They were disappointed. So when this motherfucker refused to say whether he is gay or not, I understand they have been disgusted.

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The Revenge of Jane Doe

• 20 December 2006 at 10:00
• Gossip

Lately, this happened in Birmingham:

Image credits: Unknown

A woman who makes people call her "Jane Doe" paid for a billboard to display a message to her husband and his mistress, who's also her best friend. She says that they're bastards, that she changed the locks, burnt his clothes and emptied their joint account.

I think it's really funny, however, I doubt the truthfulness of this story. First, the fact that the woman uses fake names to denounce her cheating husband doesn't make sense. Then, the fact that each time they talk about that story, they give the name of a radio show that allegedly gave advice to Jane, I think it's more of some kind of advertisement.

Such a shame. I loved the "I burnt your clothes" thing.

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Britney's flashback

• 14 December 2006 at 10:00
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Oh my god!

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I do believe the rumours having it Britney is the most photoshopped star of all time, of the world, for ever.

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