Category "Enemy of Beauty"
Well, okay, Robert Downey Jr. is excessively sexy. But he's not really handsome. Actually, it's more about his charm. And he's talented! It's ok to like someone beautiful if he's talented!
Well, okay, he starred in Shaggy Dog. I didn't listen to his album either, but he played in A Scanner Darkly and he's gonna release Zodiac and the sleeve he designed for his album, The Futurist, is cool! (Even if it hasn't been selected in the end...)
Hello, I'm Carrie Underwood!
How do you find me? Yeah, I love these jeans too! Is it okay, do I look natural? I just love working on this shooting session! I mean, I'm surrounded with a very trendy stylist, an expert in shoelaces (yes, look at her little finger!) and a very very sexy photographer. (Giggles!) Oh, sorry, there's no room for ugly people! Bye!
The more I look at Grazia's covers, "Britain's number 1 glossy", the more I wonder if this magazine's endgame is to become the most stupid and dramatizing tabloid ever. This week, this is "Victoria's STYLE CRISIS"! Apparently, she had 10 different styles lately.
1) SO WHAT?! 2) What do they mean by "style" exactly? 3) Don't they have anything more interesting than that? You have war, terror attacks, and all that. Well, I know, this is a glossy so it has to talk about celebrities. But, I don't know, there's no adultery, divorce or hidden child? Even not a little drug scandal?
Does it mean that, when a star is not going through stuff like infidelity or breakup, the only thing they have to talk about is their style? A star's life must be really boring.
No, it's not the GayPride, it IS the Pussycat Dolls! Yes, the band with 6 chicks among who 5 are useless!
Okay, I'm mean. The 5 others are for something. I mean, they show their legs, shake their asses and play with their boobs so that men feel like buying their album.
They showed a series of documentaries about that girls band. Yes, a SERIES. It was quite repulsive. But I had fun. First, when the chicks introduced themselves as a "R'n'B/Cabaret/Underground band", you really feel like redefining "underground". Then, they explained that "in every woman, lies a Pussycat Doll". And their union yell: "Pussy! Pussy! Woo!".
In june, a Marie Claire magazine was published in the United States with Ashlee Simpson (Jessica's little sister) on the cover who was claiming that you had to love yourself the way you are, and stuff. And then she got a nose job. And Marie Claire's readers got pissed off at her!!! The magazine indeed received loads of letters accusing the chick of hypocrisy.
In your face Ashlee!
Liz Hurley on the cover of Grazia: "I go through hell to look this good".
What? Are we supposed to cry?
I was thinking about one of my ex who was the only one who really "moved" me. I've always thought about him as someone handsome but actually, people around me didn't agree. Indeed, he just had some kind of mysterious charism. He wasn't really muscled, he was really hairy and he had a big aquiline nose. But I loved his nose. It was so him.
I'm talking about that because I found a picture of Thom Yorke from Radiohead (new album coming soon !!!) and reminded me of the video, "No Surprises", in which you can see him locked in a glass box, being submerged and emerged. Since that, I love him. However, Thom Yorke is really ugly. And he's got that weird eye. But that's exactly what I dig about him.
Actually, loving someone for his qualities... We all try to be good, in one way or another. Meeting people who share the same values than you is quite easy. But meeting someone whose defects make you melt, then...
There's an incredibly huge wave of gay blogs appearing through the world and whose main subject is : "Who is today's toyboy ?". In a nutshell, each post is about a sportsman or a model shown in 10000 pictures, all in the same post.
Fuck ! It bores me so much ! I know my body is faaaaaaar from perfect and my skewed face, you don't have to remind me everyday ! Isn't there anything more interesting than "Thingy's got a nice ass" ?
Juju is denouncing the dictature of Beauty, and he'll fight alone to make it fail !!!
Well, CHEER UP, you lonely freak !