He rocks too...

• 29 August 2008 at 10:57
• Politik Pop, U.S. '08

Barack Obama gives an acceptance speech for Democratic Party's nomination.

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She over-rocks!!!

• 28 August 2008 at 10:58
• Politik Pop, U.S. '08

Hillary Clinton stopped the roll call to choose the Democrats' candidate and called all the delegates to vote unanimously for Barack Obama. And it has been done. Barack Obama is officially the democratic candidate for the presidential election. Well, I think the Clintons redeemed themselves and finally passed the torch.

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He rocks!

• 28 August 2008 at 10:53
• Politik Pop, U.S. '08

Bill Clinton gave a very convincing speech to support Barack Obama, by saying he was ready to lead the United States of America and that he represented the 21st century.

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She rocks!

• 27 August 2008 at 21:59
• Politik Pop, U.S. '08

Hillary gave a speech yesterday at the Democratic National Convention and supported Barack Obama again.

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Jujupiter: unleashed

• 27 August 2008 at 17:52
• Diary

Sometimes, you are struck by a lightning of inspiration and you must not let it go away. The game is to throw up everything that pops up in your mind without shame.

So... It started a few minutes ago when La Langue de Pute (translating into "the whore's tongue", which means "someone that talks trash about people", a.k.a. JU) wrote on his blog that he had discovered his true identity: he is the legendary french evil mastermind Fantomas. However, I would have rather imagined him as:

Image credits: Hachette 1982 Craenhals/Chaulet

Fantômette is a cheesy teenage heroin in children books. The title here says "Fantômette: unleashed".

But of course, that's not the end. I suddenly imagined a little remix of one of best french songwriter ever Gainsbourg's most controversial songs, Les Sucettes (Lollipops):

Fantomas aime les ananas
Fantômette aime les sucettes
Les sucettes a l'anis

Which translates into:

Fantomas likes pineapples
Fantômette likes lollipops
Anise-flavoured lollipops

(If you can't speak French and don't know this song and yet you're laughing: you have a problem! Only French people can understand this and they wouldn't laugh about it because it's too stupid. Anyway...)

About anise, I love pastis! By the way, this song is stupid, dicks don't smell like anise. Unless you wash them with pastis, maybe... Anyone wants to give it a try?

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Want to have sex so much!!!

• 26 August 2008 at 17:29
• Love, sex, etc.

Holy cow!

My great friend Julie stayed over for the whole weekend, while I had an unbearable sex urge! I shared my frustration on Twitter, by talking about the fact that I couldn't masturbate, after what Marion advised me to do it under the shower. Unfortunately, I don't like wanking under the shower. Romain B reminded me that my female friend wasn't coming under the shower with me, but the thing is I like being comfortable when I pleasure myself. I said I would give it a go anyway and that I would make a report out of it but actually, I didn't even try.

So now, I'm at work, with my balls more loaded than ever!!! I'm bored with my fuck buddies (except for one but since I made him suffer, it would be very bad to contact him again), I try to meet guys on the net (I have a date tomorrow and another one the day after) but I'm not sure it's gonna work out...

These are hard times!

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Hooking up on the net: what not to do #5

• 25 August 2008 at 08:56
• Hooking up on the net

A very important item in a meeting profile is the picture. Well, yeah, whether you like it or not, the image plays an important part. So, some pieces of advice:

1. Put a picture! If you think you're going to seduce with only a hundred-worded description, wake up.
2. Put a picture OF YOU! Well, yeah, there's no point uploading the picture of your latest favourite movie or your cat!
3. People need to see it's you on the picture: I find a lot of a group pictures such as "my friends and me", "my boyfriend and me" or "my best female friend and me" and it's often difficult to figure out who's who.
4. Avoid sunglasses, for two reasons: first because it covers the most important part of your face, your eyes, and then because you look like a show-off.
5. Avoid pausing like a playboy on pictures, because people can see straight away that it's not spontaneous!
6. Do not put a picture on which you look gloomy, you're going to look like someone depressed or someone boring.
7. Remember that the first picture is the most important: it's the first impression, so it must make you look good.

I think I forgot a few. Suggestions?

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Hooking up on the net: what not to do #4

• 24 August 2008 at 18:04
• Hooking up on the net

When you describe yourself, you should avoid doing too much. Like:

I am:
Generous
Clever
Into sports
Fun
Caring
Romantic
Genuine
Honest
Cute

After reading something like that, I think the guy has got an issue with his ego. (Oh, I know, I, myself, am a blogger and have a problem with my ego, but I have never been that far!)

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Hooking up on the net: what not to do #3

• 24 August 2008 at 11:27
• Hooking up on the net

I had already commented ads on the net. Now, I'm gonna talk about all kinds of ads.

So, the Facebook application "Are you interested?" allows you to check the profile of several people (picture + description), to say whether you're interested or not, and to send a message to the person. Sometimes, you see a profile with a nice picture and then you read a funny text in which the person introduces themselves. And at the end, there is a problem:

I am a nice, funny, straight-acting guy!

I still don't understand the straight-acting things.

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