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Because it's porn (3/3)
The romantics

Vinnie and Tyler are a couple. They walk around in the streets of the Castro area in San Francisco and are about to advertise for the Mr S Leather shop. They get in and look at the jockstraps: "Yeah, I like the colour of that one", "I like the feeling of this one". They go to the change rooms and starting looking at each other: "Yeah, it suits you" and give a few slaps on each other's arse, I don't really know why. Tyler watches: "Yeah, not bad" and pushes Vinnie back, which makes the latter laugh out loud.

Wow, this is the first time I actually see porn characers laugh. It looks like there's some complicity between them, this is very romantic.

Then Vinnie says: "This makes me fucking hot!" and Tyler answers: "Let's go and fuck!". Vinnie then jumps on him and they start kissing passionately. Then, by the clumsy trick of a fading cut, they are in an all-leather room and start making love.

But where are they? Is it the backroom of the Mr S Leather shop? Is it their spare bedroom? Is it the fifth dimension? And where is the sexy little salesman? And where's the screenwriter? There's none of that shit! Why? Because it's porn!

Because it's porn (2/3)
The sportsmen

C.J. has just finished his gym training and is alone in the cloakroom. Tyler and Alex arrive, they have just finished their gym session too and they start changing clothes. They both wear jockstraps and expose their butts. Instead of changing clothes, C.J. watches them. The two others look at each other and come to him and start touching him. C.J. says: "I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me!" and the two others answer: "Oh, I think we get the right idea" and they start an orgy.

But where are the other club members? And where are the managers? And where are good manners? There's none of that shit! Why? Because it's porn.

Because it's porn (1/3)
The plumbers

Shane and Alex repair a client's plumbery. Alex is under the sink and it's too hot in there for him. So he spontaneously takes off his uniform to show off his muscled torso. But of course, while he focuses on an invisible leak, he doesn't realise his uniform falls so low that his butt is exposed. His mate Shane doesn't do shit and then decides to masturbate while watching his colleague work. Still staring at the plumbery, Alex asks him to give him the wrench. And Shane gives him his dick. Alex turns around and notices: "That's a big tool" and they get into action.

But where's the client? And where's the leak? And where are the underpants? There's none of that shit! Why? Because it's porn.

Eels - Novocaine for the Soul

The song is great and the video is not bad at all.

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The credits of that video must be on the website hosting it.

Quarter of a century

  • 29 January 2008 at 01:56
  • Diary

Today, I reach 25.

End of the Clinton era, back to the Kennedys?!

Obama's landslide victory in South Carolina where he scored (55%) twice as much as Clinton (27%), and the rally of a few figures of the Kennedy family to his candidacy let think that, despite all Hilary's efforts, she may lose the Democratic nomination indeed.

If Obama won, I would support him, but without conviction. He's got no experience, we don't really know what he stands for and all he seems to be able to do is good speeches. By the way, this is the rather surprising reason why Senator Kennedy decided to endorse him: "I was looking for a candidate that inspires me".

If Obama is interesting, he gave me cold feet when he talked about launching american troops in Pakistan to bring Al-Qaida down even if the head of state disagrees. Hillary had shut him up by reminding him that we should pay more attention to hypothetical claimings about an unstable country that owns nuclear weapons. He built his campaign on his opposition to the war on Iraq, but he wants to cause new conflicts?!

Furthermore, it's not sure that he could beat the republican candidate in November.

I have a social life now (8/?)
The day after

  • 29 January 2008 at 01:28
  • Diary

The day after the dinner, after atlkin with Emilie until 5.30am, we had breakfast at Stoke Newington Church Street. She didn't have any clean clothes so she dressed as me. Emilie as a man looks good!

We then went by the cemetery then we stayed at my place for a bit to eat a bit more. We got ready for Fabrice's concert in Whitechapel. I was hungry so we got a Burger King before. At the concert, there were only French people and not very interactive people. We drank quite a lot, smoked a bit and we were very hungry so we got 2 other burgers each! Smoking + drinking + 3 Burger King = BIG HANGOVER.

My game partner dumped me

I'm more complicated (more annoying) than I thought and my good friend, who was looking for something more serious, preferred to stop being in touch. Getting dumped by your boyfriend sucks but geeting dumped by your fuck buddy is pathetic, I twitted today.

I have a social life now (7/?)
The Warehouse Dinner

  • 29 January 2008 at 01:02

The day after, we also had a dinner with a chef and all! Pic of my flatmates.

Picture of my flatmates and me

I have a social life now (6/?)
The Warehouse Party 2

  • 29 January 2008 at 00:54
  • Diary

Last Friday, my flatmates and I, since we're all born in January, celebrated that at home by throwing another big bash! Pictures may or may not be published soon.

Me with a tee shirt with Gordon Ramsay and the writing 'Cock Muncher'
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