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5 reasons to accept a shag

A liitle while after getting off the train, I had a feeling of regret. Why?

  • Because the guy was hot anyway, and his enthusiasm was very encouraging.
  • Because it was an occasion to have some fun.
  • Because it was an occasion to prove myself I am not a boring frustrated dork.
  • Because I wouldn't have experienced this feeling of regret.
  • Because I don't have to be afraid of HIV, as I only have safe sex.

Well, we'll see. I was surely not in the mood either lately.

5 reasons to turn down a shag

Last week in the Tube, a guy checked me out like crazy! To be sure, I returned his looks and nodded. He smiled. Then, he prepared to get off and winked at me. I was so hot! But I didn't go. Why?

  • Because he didn't know how hairy and not muscled I am and I was scared that when seeing my body, he kicks me out rather than anything else.
  • Because he was older than me and even if it's good sometimes, some other times, it's not at all, especially as I have been traumatised by my first boyfriend who was 7 years older than me and was so obsessed by youngsters that it was pathetic and insane.
  • Because when London Underground announced the train was going to another direction, he shook his head in the most ridiculous way ever.
  • Because I didn't know where thisguy was coming from and who knows if it was not some trap to beat me up, in that town where homophobic crimes are not that unusual.
  • Because I know how I become after a shag, given how scared of HIV I am, especially in that city where 1 gay man out of 8 is seropositive. If I am not capable of dealing with it, it is not worth it.

Happy birthday myself!

  • 29 January 2007 at 12:15
  • Diary

Wow, 24 year-old!

As 4 is the double and the square of 2, it is a good sign!

Tombé pour le Fug:
Martine Fugbry

Fugly Aubry

Image credits: Unknown

Ah, Mme Aubry... Quite a few people hate her for establishing the 35 hour week in France. But you have to remember that Ségolène Royal was her delegate minister or something, at the time, and it didn't make things any easier for her, according to what she says. By the way, she had said that if the socialists chose Ségo to represent them, she would throw herself in the Seine.

But lately, Mme Aubry made tremendous efforts. The one who was always dressed like shit suddenly became very pretty, maybe she needs to secure her position inside the socialist party after that and she understood how important the look is after Ségo's irresistible rise. The metamorphosis is successful, the brushing, the dying, the earrings, the soft pastel make-up, great.

Renovated Aubry

Image credits: Unknown

Tombé pour le Fug:
Arno Fugsfeld

Arno Klarsfeld

Image credits: Unknown

Ah, Arno Fugsfeld must be the HOTTEST political personality of all. His eyes, his mouth, his hair... And I think he's hooked up with that silly bitch of Carla Bruni. (I am SO not jealous!). Actually, he's not really a politician but conservative presidential hopeful Sarkozy gave him a mission about homeless in France. No, you're not supposed to laugh now.

Arno Fugsfeld Ier

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Arno Fugsfeld IIème

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However, everybody can fuck it up sometimes. Like in here, on the left-hand side where he insisted a bit too much on the "cursed artist" thing. But you have to consider Mister Klarsfeld's carrier as a whole. He improved a lot, as the picture on the right-hand side demonstrates it. Ah, if only politicians could all be as handsome, I'd vote for them more often.

Tombé pour le Fug:
Nicolas Fugozy

Nicolas Sarkozy and Doc Gynéco

Image credits: Unknown

AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

Oh no, it's a montage! TOO BAD!

However, Nicolas Sarkozy found an unexpected support from Doc Gynéco (yes, "Gynéco" like a gynaecologist). But also from Steevie. And also Johnny Hallyday. It's funny anyway.

Tombé pour le Fug:
Fugolène Royal

Fugolène Royal

Image credits: Helmut Newton

AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

Ségolène Royal has been taken a picture by Helmut Newton with a leather jacket to look less stiff. But it doesn't really work! However those arse-licking guys from Ikono, a new magazine about numeric picture have this photo on their front cover as a "2006 victory". I don't understand how this kind of magazine can be so committed. Their first release was also about Ségo on the front page. Anyway, I let you appreciate the link on the picture that'll enable you to watch the whole magazine!

Tombé pour le Fug:
A media politics society

A media politics society

Image credits: Unknown

2007 is the year of presidential elections in France. And this is the moment when all the politicians try to look popular and open-minded, in their speeches or the way they dress. I will then do the week of the fug! That is, the week of the worst dressed politicians! Yeah!

I don't remember where I found this picture. If you're the author, please feel free to contact me.

Vive 2007!

  • 03 January 2007 at 11:13
  • Diary
Happy new year!
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