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Tombé pour la France
France is in deep shit

Here, they talk a lot about the demonstrations in France against the CPE (First Job Contract). Actually, the whole world is talking about it. I let you read this article from the Express. (Roughly speaking, other countries wonder what's wrong with the French, and some even get furious at them. We are considered as spoiled children or as a country incapable of dealing with the "modern world".)

My little lovely France, where do you go ??? What will be the ending of this battle ? Will I want to see you again when I'm done here ? Will I still be proud of you when I say I'm French ? I know you've always had your defects. I want you to reassure me and tell me you're gonna cope with it.

Do whatever you like, XXX.

Sorry, I'm getting mental.

My latest moment
of intimacy with a man

The Exhibit, Balham

Image credits: The Exhibit

Yesterday, Ada and I had a drink at the Exhibit. We saw a cute guy and Ada was like : "I'm sure he's gay, he's so checking you out !" but I wasn't buying it : "No, he's looking at the painting just above me !".So we decided to saty longer to be sure.

At some moment, he went to the toilets and I said to Ada : "Do you think I should follow him ?" and Ada : "Yeaaaaaaah, come on !!!". I ran to the toilets, we entered at the same time inside and I get into a booth while he prefers a urinal. I don't like urinals, it splashes and I'm, you know, shy. No, I haven't got any complex about my music instruments !

We were alone in the toilets. Silence. Well, sound of the pee. Suspens. What's gonna happen ? Is he gonna show a tiny bit of attention ? What is he gonna say ? WHAT IS HE GONNA DO ???

And he burped. A big grave burp, followed by a sigh of relief. And he farted. And then he left without even washing his hands. Okay, I think it was clear he hadn't even noticed me.

That was my last intimacy moment with a man. I'm looking forward to the next one. (And we missed Desperate Housewives because of him.)

Straight ? Unhappy ?

Gay ? Unhappy ?

Image credits: Exodus

Exodus is some kind of an association, rather a firm, that would enable gay men to turn straight ! Their tagline is : "Freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ". Their website shows they must earn quite a lot of money. And there's this department "Exodus Youth", which is very scary.

Lately, they've made a campaign saying "Gay ? Unhappy ?", a blogger felt offended and tranformed the ad on his blog. Since then, Exodus demanded that he takes off the image, which he refused. Apparently, Exodus doesn't wanna go to court, fearing they'd have to reveal several suspicious procedures, such as fake statistics to convince member that "it works !", according to Wayne Besen, author of a book uncovering the trickery around the ex-gay myth.

Straight ? Unhappy ?

Image credits: Justinsomnia

Enemy of Beauty:
Dictature of Beauty

There's an incredibly huge wave of gay blogs appearing through the world and whose main subject is : "Who is today's toyboy ?". In a nutshell, each post is about a sportsman or a model shown in 10000 pictures, all in the same post.

Fuck ! It bores me so much ! I know my body is faaaaaaar from perfect and my skewed face, you don't have to remind me everyday ! Isn't there anything more interesting than "Thingy's got a nice ass" ?

Juju is denouncing the dictature of Beauty, and he'll fight alone to make it fail !!!

Well, CHEER UP, you lonely freak !

Goddess Ada

  • 13 March 2006 at 14:53
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Friday night, it was Ada's last shift in her wine bar. Her customers were really sad she goes, they all showed her their affection. After the closing, we all, the staff members and some friends, had a big party in the bar. The manager on the bar, a bottle in the hand, barmen on the bench... They covered her with gifts (a "Mistress" outfit, a phallic toothbrush, a sexy top...), kisses, compliments and we know why.

She's so strong.

Cyclothymic

  • 10 March 2006 at 13:01
  • Diary
Cyclothymic

One day, it's alright, the other day, it's not alright, one day, I'm fine, the other day, Ada is fine. It's a cycle. It's said that, when women live together, their mentrual cycles kind of synchronize. Maybe it's the same. But now, it's getting better, and for both of us.

We have decided not to die

We have decided not to die

Image credits: We have decided not to die

I surfed on the Internet today and I discovered some funny stuff : a website for a short-movie called We have decided not to die. Directed by a music video maker for bands such as UNKLE, it sounds quite good. You can see a preview on the website, I watched it but I couldn't listen to it. <-(

See the website of the movie We have decided not to die

The Way to Wisdom

  • 07 March 2006 at 14:03
  • Diary
Juju drank, smoked and ate to death

I forgot to tell you about something utterly important, something that happened lately in my life : I cleaned the kitchen. Sunday morning (well, around 2pm), I entered the kitchen to have a breakfast... and I was so disgusted ! It took me like 2 hours ro clean it up. Then, I had an intense feeling of personal satisfaction.

It's kind of part of our mutual coaching program : we eat better, we tidy, we get up on time, we smoke less...

Next saturday, Naby, Snejana and Alessio come home to have dinner. That's so cool, we are going to eat like pigs, drink like holes and smoke as firemen ! We're gonna have so much fun, YEAH !!!

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